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Old 07-31-2010, 08:19 PM   #1
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Ritalin Version: Butt smurfed a Viper

Details: Me n Ethyl MMOB out delivering some liquid refreshment in Port Angeles, up in Washington State. It was 105 degrees out, hot. So anyhow I look up the road and there it is, exotic looking from behind. I hollered out to Ethyl, "don't look Ethyl!!!" but it was too late, she done been sniffin the exhaust (called a zaust in Kentucky). Anyhoo, he was pushin pretty hard, me n Ethyl figured he dint wanna play so we just proceeded to close the gap. In retrospect he was just trying to clear the car ahead and let us line up, guess he thought I was chicken doin a MOPAR flyby like that, sorry dude, I'm old and just out of practice. Anyhow we let him do a fly by back and pretty much gave up then he got caught at a light and a lucky turn and we had clear lane in front. We held back a little until he could clear the traffic and line up. Ethyl done had a jar of vaseline out, I think she'd been tellin the Viper how bad it hurts, she's sure moaning about something. We give him the jump. He gived up about a buck 40 cause at that point the simple pull was startin to look a little silly. We gived lots of thumbs up, dint get **** back though...hehehehe at least he could see the 4 liters of hell raising as smurfing sin. Enjoy


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Old 07-31-2010, 10:29 PM   #2
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Ethyl apparently likes to eat snakes. Taste like chicken.
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Old 08-01-2010, 06:51 PM   #3
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Old 08-02-2010, 12:26 AM   #4
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Wow...

(That's all that is needed to say...)
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Old 08-02-2010, 12:39 AM   #5
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... damn!
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... damn!
No kidding. Imagine how that Viper owner feels after getting pwnd by a Pontiac.
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Old 08-02-2010, 10:43 AM   #7
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No kidding. Imagine how that Viper owner feels after getting pwnd by a Pontiac.
No joke. Imagine how much time and $$$ it took wrp to blow the doors off of a viper like that. I'M IN THE WRONG BUSINESS!! lol
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